Oy Vey.

Remember Friedrich and Hermann? The two boy gerbils living together in their spacious cage, after having been found in a box in a trashcan in the park?

I was so proud of me to have taken them in. "You are doing such a good job," I would say to myself.

HAHAHAHA. Until this morning, when my friend Emily noticed that Hermann was actually.... Hermione. And she had babies this morning. A whole litter of 'em. ARGH.

Now I really, really need to adopt some gerbils. Please, spread the word!!!